The Dark Side of Disney is proud to announce a completely kick-ass contest! Watch the video with cover model Draven Star, and then read below for more details!
It’s simple: send me pictures at author@darksideofdisney.com of you or your friends doing crazy shit that fits the theme “The Dark Side of Disney”. Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll, cheap booze, free food, chains, whips, candlewax on the nipples… whatever you want as long as it has a Disney component to it. You can be wearing a princess costume or mouse ears, eating a dole whip, riding the monorail, watching Illuminations, or even just holding a copy of the book! The raunchier and funnier, the better, but no pictures of anyone under 18!
We’re taking submissions until 11:59PM on Saturday 10/29/2011. Once the submission period closes, Hoot and Chief from Mesa Verde Times, as well as yours truly, will pick our three favorites and post the winners’ pictures here on 10/30/2011.
All three winners will receive a signed copy of The Dark Side of Disney, an autographed never-before-seen photo of Draven Star, and an invitation to an ultra-exclusive VIP party at my condo in Orlando on 11/11/11. Hoot and Chief will be at the party, as will various other Disney celebrities and Cast Members. It will be an epic event that will be talked about for eons!
The 1st place winner will also receive the trenchcoat worn by Newmeyer when he jumped the gates at Epcot, got caught, and was summarily banned from the parks for life. Stuff of legend!
Newmeyer in his signature trenchcoat - older, skinnier, but still a dumbass
Finally, the grand prize winner will get a super-secret, super-awesome prize contributed by Hoot and Chief!
So hurry up! Take some pictures and send them to me at author@darksideofdisney.com!!!
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